Someone needs to get him a Hand Bidet Sprayer! With these you hardly need toilet paper anymore, just a small towel to dry off. Cleaner, healthier, saves money and future stress over ever running our of toilet paper again. See www.bathroomsprayers.com.
Is that a fucking ad?
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